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3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
sdzoo:

Concentration by Penny Hyde

lizdevine:

Jeff & Ozzie

Clackamas River, OR - March 2013

Ozzie isn’t a fan of water so Jeff has to carry him to and from the boat. This was my favorite part of the day. 

(via theanimalblog)

forever90s:

 

(Source: waltpixar, via animated-disney-gifs)

theniftyfifties:

Foodarama fridge - 1955 advertisement.
john-egbert-watson:

unable-to-can:

Looks like he’s ready to cut some taxes.

I SWEAR TO GOD TUMBLR